Gimme Some Torah

Gimme Some Torah

Share this post

Gimme Some Torah
Gimme Some Torah
#462: A Memo from Mark Zuckerberg of META

#462: A Memo from Mark Zuckerberg of META

More satire for the month of Adar!

Rabbi Eli L. Garfinkel's avatar
Rabbi Eli L. Garfinkel
Mar 12, 2024
∙ Paid
2

Share this post

Gimme Some Torah
Gimme Some Torah
#462: A Memo from Mark Zuckerberg of META
2
Share
A classical painting of a man getting offended by something he read online

Buy me a coffee!

Note: I got my hands on this secret memo that Mark Zuckerberg sent to his employees at META. Enjoy!

•••

MEMO

To: All META employees

From: Mark Zuckerberg, aka Da Boss

I am excited to announce the development of a new technology that I call YUMBO. That’s an acronym for You Must Be Offen…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Gimme Some Torah to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Rabbi Eli L. Garfinkel
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture

Share