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Vayera 5782: Let Us Laugh!

Vayera 5782: Let Us Laugh!

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Rabbi Eli L. Garfinkel
Feb 28, 2022
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Vayera 5782: Let Us Laugh!
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Shabbat Shalom. It’s not often that I hear a Jewish joke that I haven’t heard before, so try this one:

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

The Italian throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage

The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee

The American - takes the coffee and the fly to Costco and sells them at a profit.

The Israel…

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