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#155: Is Joseph Still Online?

#154: My Son the Doctor

#153: Joseph's Lemonade Recipe

#152: Nu, What's so Bad About Idolatry?

#151: Why Were Pharaoh and His Court Pleased?

#150: Hanukkah is the Festival of NO!

#149: Is Talent Mine or Divine?

#148: Think, but Don't Overthink

#147: The Light of Hanukkah is Wisdom

#146: Joseph was a Triple Miracle

#145: The Meaning of Hanukkah in One Photo

#144: Quit Saying Hanukkah is a Minor Holiday!

#143: Joseph the Revolutionary

#142: Wandering or Wondering?

#141: “Children of Israel are Never Alone”

#140: Two Kinds of Success

#139: There Is No Such Thing as Empty

#138: The Coat of Pain

#137: The Evil Impulse Comes in Two Flavors

#136: You're Not You When You Sin

#135: When Words Lose Their Power

#134: Forbidden Questions

#133: A Cheater No More

#132: Confidence and the Price of Victory

#131: Fear and Division

#130: One Person's Meat is Another's Poison

#129: Was Rachel Hiding Her Dad's Smokes?

#128: Leah's Weak Eyes

#127: Jacob the Whistleblower

#126: Genesis and Crypto

#125: To Cancel Your Ego, Press 8

#124: Did Jacob Use Potty Mouth?

#123: Isaac’s Senses

#122: Isaac’s Blunder

#121: How to be Thankful

#120: Parental Love Needs No Reason

#119: When Your Dad Greets You in the Mirror

#118: Nobody Is Born Blank

#117: Jacob Was Not Simple

#116: Pious Camels

#115: Are Jews Allowed to Manifest?

#114: Unreasonable Prayers

#113: What Makes A Eulogy Good?

#112: Why Didn't Abraham Do It Himself?

#111: Forced Marriage Is Forbidden

#110: Swiping Left on Canaanite Women

#109: Putting God on Trial

#108: Abraham, What's With the Long Face?

#107: Sodom and Kristallnacht

#106: Looking Back at Trauma

#105: The Blessing of Shame

#104: What Does Justice Sound Like?

#103: Haste Makes Waste

#102: Why Was Sarah Mad at Abraham?

#101: Why Did God Punish the Egyptians?

#100: Chasing Away The Vultures

#99: Is Wealth Spiritually Toxic?

#98: Was Abraham Chivalrous?

#97: The Tower Builders and Abraham

#96: Tree of Life

#95: Bricks and Mortar

#94: What Does It Mean To Be Righteous?

#93: Conspiracy Theories

#92: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

#91: The Danger of Indecision

#90: The Bravest Women in the World

#89: What Makes Humans Different?

#88: Here's Why Your Life is Chaotic

#87: It’s Good to be Broken

#86: The Gates are Closing

#85: Is Health the Most Important Thing?

#84: Can an Emotion be Commanded?

#83: Tastes Great! Less Filling!

#82: Two Kinds of Stupid

#81: "The Sermon Was Too Short"

#80: Yizkor Sermon 5783

#79: Kol Nidre Sermon 5783

#78: The Origin of Lies

#77: Life is Bittersweet

#76: Sin is a "You Problem"

#75: Rosh Hashanah Sermon, Day 2

#74: Rosh Hashanah Sermon, Day 1

One last thing…

I’ll be back in 5783!

#73: The Torah is a Love Letter

#72: You Can Figure It Out

#71: Justice for the Secret Jew-haters

#70: A Circumcised Heart?

#69: Idolatry is Poop-ular

#68: Met You at Sinai

#67: Be Happy. . .or Else!

#66: Don't Become a Meme

#65: It's Crazy Time!

#64: Tefillin and Power

#63: Entry and Exit

#62: Location is a Form of Wealth

#61: In Memory of Her Majesty The Queen

#60: Let's Play The Price is Wrong!

#59: Learning Torah without a License

#58: Cover Your Ears?

#57: The Psychopathic Son

#56: War is no Excuse

#55: Bad Deeds vs. Bad Seed

#54: Relax, Don't Get So Irritated

#53: C'mon, Where's the Harm?

#52: You Must Be Wholly Holy

#51: Hatred is a Gateway Drug

#50: Last Exit Before Refuge

#49: The Dead Don’t Text

#48: Dude, You Dropped Some Bread

#47: Taking the Torah to Dinner

#46: Will Poverty Ever Disappear?

#45: Bailouts for the Rich?

#44: Yes, Your Looks Count

#43: Idols: If You've Seen One, You've Seen Them All

#42: Breaking Bad in the Iron Age

#41: Introducing Idolatry Lite!

#40: The Middle of the Road

#39: When People Believe Obvious Lies

#38: Finish the Job!

#37: How to be a Humble Rabbi

#36: Idolatry is Radioactive

#35: Mythical Creatures and Useless People

#34: How to Save on Clothing

#33: Beethoven's Fifth. . .on a Kazoo

#32: Square with the House

#31: We the Few, We the Many

#30: Stealing is the Root of All Sin

#29: No Bones About It

#28: Converts Make Us Stronger

#27: Life Isn't Fair 🤬😡😩😭!

#26: Our People: So Smart and So Stupid

#25: Don’t Judge for Yourself

#24: ¡Échale Ganas! (Give it your All!)

#23: God is not Running Some Airbnb!

#22: Hey You! Get Off My Lawn!

#21: Empires Collapse in Three Stages

#20: A Dying Declaration

#19: Faith and Intelligence

#18: Inflation and Your Word

#17: Euthanasia and the Kiss of Death

#16: Be Happy! Remember Suffering!

#15: A Different Kind of Environmental Crisis

#14: Is Life Imprisonment Cruel?

#13: What If There Were A Dow Jones Morale Average?

#12: Are There Forbidden Thoughts?

#11: You Can't Spell Dynasty without Nasty!

#10: When the Grandchildren Disappoint Us

#9: The Torah’s Most Important Verse?

#8: Keep an Open Mind

#7: Don't Be a Mansplainer!

#6: Is Life Fair or Random?

#5: Bottomless Hatred

#4: Bilaam the Con Man

#3: Hatred Makes You Smell like a Donkey

#2: Neither Honey nor Sting!

#1: Is God Watching?

Vayera 5782: Let Us Laugh!

Lekh Lekha 5775: Ebola

Noah 5782: Conspiracy Theories

Bereisit 5781: Pants on Fire!