Sitemap - 2023 - Gimme Some Torah
#412: Know Your Limit, Drink Within It
#411: Genesis and Exodus Are Connected
#410: What's So Important About Zionism?
#409: Nobody Gets An Incomplete in Life
#408: I Can't Take It Anymore!
#407: Joseph and the Bomb Threats
#405: The Words “I Don’t Know” Are Sacred
#404: Respect for the Sovereign
#403: Skinny Cows and Hanukkah
#402: We're Thankful for War?!
#401: The Miracle of the Burning Vinegar
#400: Hanukkah, Day 1—Light and Truth
#398: How Much Does Money Matter?
#397: Wearing Our Pain on Our Sleeves
#396: Prudence Is Not Prudishness
#395: We Need to Fight Them, Not Fear Them
#394: "I Have Enough, Take What's Yours"
#393: Jewish American or American Jew?
#391: All Our Eggs in One Basket
#389: Never Ignore the Check Engine Light
#388: Don't Follow Your Dreams
#387: Is Your Gratitude a Turnkey or a Turkey?
#384: The March for Israel, Against Fatalism
#383: College Students Can Be Monsters
#380: Sons, Mothers, and Wives
#378: No Canaanite Women Need Apply
#377: Jews Don't Want to Convert the Globe
#376: Why Did God Tell Abraham to Sacrifice Isaac?
#374: The Monsters at the Door
#373: Gaslighting Is a Weapon of War
#372: Rising from the Dust to the Stars
#371: Jews, Stars, and Hostages
#370: Every Wedding is a Gamble
#369: A Good Old Fashioned Rant
#366: Israel and the Gordian Knot
#363: Antisemitism Is an Obsession
#362: What Is the Cain and Abel Story About?
#361: The Hardest Speech I’ve Ever Had to Write
#357: Should We Build Synagogues Or Jews?
#354: Do We Have to See the Stars?
#353: Three Jewish Anniversaries
#350: Is Convincing a Flat Earther Impossible?
#347: Seeking Forgiveness from the Dead
#345: Upgrade to Repentance Plus Today!
#344: Feeling Bad Is Part of Being Good
#343: Repentance Is Not Rocket Science!
#341: Would You Like to Live for 20,000 Years?
#340: Bless Yourself With This One Weird Trick!
#336: America Needs a Cold Shower 🚿
#335: Tortoise Bandits Beware!
#334: This Law Is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🍌
#333: Do Two Dogs Make a Parapet? 😆🥁
#331: How Much Do Our Thoughts Count?
#328: Drunk, but Not From Wine
#327: Polygamy Gets Zero Stars on Yelp
#325: The Lahaina Fire and the Torah
#324: Oppenheimer's Hands [SPOILERS]
#323: Torah and Critical Thinking Skills
#322: Throwback Thursday: The Babirusa
#321: Why Does God Allow Nuclear Weapons?
#320: Don't Live Life on the Installment Plan
#319: Barbie and the Power of Ideas [SPOILERS]
#318: Is Forgetting a Valid Excuse?
#317: Hey, Quit Insulting the Iron Age!
#314: Did You Build That Or Not?
#310: The United States of Scamerica
#308: A Verse That Made the Rabbi Cry
#307: Moses Was Bullied in the Workplace
#306: Did Moses Use Google Translate?
#305: Is Prosperity Dangerous?
#303: A Case of the Empathy Blues
#301: Life Isn't Supposed to Be Easy
#298: Gradually, then Suddenly
#295: Beware of the Tricksters!
#294: Can Ignorance Be An Excuse?
#293: Did Bilaam's Donkey Talk?
#291: Remember What You Do Have
#288: Why Do People Take Dangerous Risks?
#287: The Right Way to Complain
#286: The Wrong Way to Complain
#284: Greed Is the Soil, Evil Is the Plant
#281: The Torah of Self-Esteem
#280: Say "Probability" Ten Times Fast
#278: When Is It Too Late for Second Chances?
#277: Town Mouse and Country Mouse
#273: What Exactly Is God's Face?
#271: Every Blessing Contains a Threat
#270: "All Gave Some, Some Gave All"
#268: Rape and the Ten Commandments
#267: Shavuot and the Hebrew Alphabet
#266: Pushing Away the Angel of Death
#265: Do You Have a Jewish Name?
#263: Don't Count the Levites!
#262: Vexillology II — Diversity or Unity?
#261: Jewish Vexillology, Part I
#257: Even an Awesome Plan Can Fail
#251: Looking for Logic In All the Wrong Places
#249: Superstitions are Super-Stupid
#247: An Idea the Whole World Shares
#244: That Don't Impress Me Much. . .
#242: Slander and the Holocaust
#237: At First, We're All Idol Worshipers
#235: What Does Jew Mean, Anyway?
#233: Pray for Evan's Release!
#232: The Jews? Excellent! Assimilation? Bogus!
#231: Blame the Jews for Your Bracket!
#230: In Every Generation, They Rise to Destroy Us
#227: Is the Simple Child Stupid?
#226: Want the Bad News or the Good News First?
#224: Will Purdue Win in the Messianic Age?
#223: Why Did God Send a Plague of Frogs?
#222: What if I Don't Believe in God?
#221: What Did the Wicked Child Do?
#220: The Parable of the Four Children
#219: Making Money and Spending Money
#218: A Verse That Can Save Humanity
#215: Perfection is a 1980s Game, Not A Goal
#214: The Golden Calf and Hawara
#213: A Charitable Explanation
#211: New Streaming Service: Hazzerai.com!
#210: Are Jews Allowed to Bow to People?
#208: Download SimSyn, My New App!
#207: Privacy Is a Jewish Value
#202: The Sensitivity Readers [SATIRE 🤡]
#200: Rules Can Have Exceptions
#199: The Problem With Big Donors
#198: We Know What תָּחַשׁ (Taḥash) Means!
#197: Justice Is an End, Not a Means
#195: We Are More Than the Sum of Our Parts
#194: Excuses, Excuses, Excuses
#193: Is Schadenfreude Kosher?
#192: What If A Mitzvah Sounds Horrible?
#191: The Mouth Is a Deadly Weapon
#190: How Much Does a Mitzvah Weigh?
#185: The Online Pillars of Cloud and Fire
#183: Splitting the Sea and the Memphis PD
#179: What Makes an Apology Kosher?
#176: The Emergency Repentance Button
#175: Pharaoh, Caring, and Artificial Intelligence
#174: God's Door Is Open In Both Directions
#173: Past, Present, and Future
#172: Failure Can Be a Good Thing
#171: Moses and Professor Givemaneff
#170: Frogs, the Jersey Turnpike, and Dachau
#167: Long Live the Righteous Gentiles!
#166: Be a GPS Satellite, not a Rescue Helicopter
#165: Stop Oppressing Yourself!
#164: A Different Kind of Slavery
#163: Moses, Maturity, and COVID
#159: All Murder Is a Mega-Theft
#158: The Good Part About Terminal Illness